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thiscosmicobscurity:

His pledge to her:
i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you.  i will love you. i will love you.
I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s so perfect.

thiscosmicobscurity:

His pledge to her:

i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you.  i will love you. i will love you.

I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s so perfect.

(via tmartinezxxx)

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4 days ago

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

the fact that they did a photo shoot of this episode is what keeps me going

(Source: marikamarika, via seren0ty)

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1 month ago
piercetheveil:

Want to win a Boss DS-1X Stomp Box signed by Tony? Then enter now at http://on.fb.me/1sUsNajThe contest closes July 31!

piercetheveil:

Want to win a Boss DS-1X Stomp Box signed by Tony? Then enter now at http://on.fb.me/1sUsNaj

The contest closes July 31!

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1 month ago
shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

(Source: perfect, via tmartinezxxx)

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1 month ago

sushiandpie:

Reblog if you want your followers to put the Pokémon they think Best Represents you into your ask box.image

(Source: mikemcc, via not-on-drugs101)

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1 month ago

gierlichmypussy:

when people give me compliments I feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it’s just really frustrating for everyone involved

(via departured)

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2 months ago

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

image

this is not what i want to be remembered for

(via asvprock)

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2 months ago
yabishdreya:

breakfastburritoe:

michael cera saves a young cactus from dehyration in the dry desert

my hero

yabishdreya:

breakfastburritoe:

michael cera saves a young cactus from dehyration in the dry desert

my hero

(Source: mcerafan, via spoopyboobies)

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2 months ago
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